"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. " ― Betty Friedan
"Only the liberation of the natural capacity for love in human beings can master their sadistic destructiveness." ― Wilhelm Reich
"The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life." ― Wilhelm Reich
"The fact that political ideologies are tangible realities is not a proof of their vitally necessary character. The bubonic plague was an extraordinarily powerful social reality, but no one would have regarded it as vitally necessary. " ― Wilhelm Reich
"In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm." ― Woody Allen
"Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard." ― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
"Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate." ― Jess C. Scott, Kylie
"Now piercèd is her virgin zone; She feels the foe within it. She hears a broken amorous groan, The panting lover's fainting moan, Just in the happy minute." ― John Wilmot, The Complete Poems
"It must be something voluntary, something self induced - like getting drunk, or talking yourself into believing some piece of foolishness because it happens to be in the Scriptures. And then look at their idea of what's normal. Believe it or not, a normal human being is one who can have an orgasm and is adjusted to society. It's unimaginable! No question about what you do with your orgasms. No question about the quality of your feelings and thoughts and perceptions. And then what about the society you're supposed to be adjusted to? Is it a mad society or a sane one? And even if it's pretty sane, is it right that anybody should be completely adjusted to it?" ― Aldous Huxley, Island
"take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace" ― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting
"The religion of orgasm: utilitarianism projected into sex life; efficiency versus indolence; coition reduced to an obstacle to be got past as quickly as possible in order to reach an ecstatic explosion, the only true goal of love-making and of the universe." ― Milan Kundera, Slowness
"I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm." ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
"We rehearse for the big death through the little death of orgasm, through erotic living. Death as transfiguration" ― Peter Redgrove
"Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes)." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
"It is still cheating, even if nobody comes." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
"Great spiritual teachers throughout the ages have stated that orgasm is the closest some people come to a spiritual experience because of the momentary loss of self. Why is this true? Because with spiritual sex, you move beyond orgasm into a connection with yourself, your partner, and the divine — recognizing them all as one." ― Alexandra Katehakis, Erotic Intelligence: Igniting Hot, Healthy Sex While in Recovery from Sex Addiction
"When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line." ― Nenia Campbell, Bound to Accept
"The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?" ― Kirstie Collins Brote, Beware of Love in Technicolor
"You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to." ― Katie Ashley, The Proposal
"Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me."
She huffed. "I don't get why guys get so pissed when girls do that. Hell, your gender can fake an actual relationship." ― Suzanne Wright, Spiral of Need
"She's had a long life. Now she's going to the Lord." "Frankly it creeps me out a little when you say things like that," Simon said. "It shouldn't. If you don't like 'Lord,' pick another word. She's going home. She's going back to the party. Whatever you like." "I suppose you have some definite ideas about an afterlife." "Sure. We get reabsorbed into the earthly and celestial mechanism." "No heaven?" "That's heaven." "What about realms of glory? What about walking around in golden slippers?" "We abandon consciousness as if we were waking from a bad dream. We throw it off like clothes that never fit us right. It's an ecstatic release we're physically unable to apprehend while we're in our bodies. Orgasm is our best hint, but it's crude and minor by comparison." ― Michael Cunningham, Specimen Days
"When coming to sex: First served, first come." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"The "stiff, dead, retracted pelvis" is one of man's most frequent vegetative disturbances. It is responsible for lumbago as well as for hemorrhoidal disturbances. Elsewhere, we shall demonstrate an important connection between these disturbances and genital cancer in women, which is so common. Thus, the "deadning of the pelvis" has the same function as the deadening of the abdomen, i.e., to avoid feelings, particularly those of pleasure and anxiety." ― Wilhelm Reich, The Function of the Orgasm
"Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ? Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other." ― Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident], Betelgeuse Incident: Insiden Bait Al-Jauza
"Assuming that all 'unschooled' people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Some fake happiness, some fake sadness and some fake an orgasm." ― Dominic Riccitello
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